Time to Study

It is no fault of students Becoz A Year has only 365 days

Days in a Year = 365

Sundays = 52 days
Sundays are meant for Rest

Days Left = 253

8 Hours of Daily Sleep = 122 days
Sleep is Necessary

Days Left = 131

1 Hour Daily for Play = 15 Days
Its Good for Health

Days Left = 116

2 Hours Daily for Food = 30 Days
Chew the food properly don’t care for time

Days Left = 86 days


Examination Days in a Year = 30 Days
Giving Exam is Necessary

Days Left = 56

Winter Vacations = 25 Days
Weather is cold its difficult to study

Days Left = 31

Other Holidays = 20 Days
These Holidays are to Enjoy

Days Left = 11

Illness atleast Once a Year = 8 Days
Becoz of Illness study is difficult

Days Left = 3

Result Days = 3 Days
Going and Taking Result is Necessary

Days Left = 0

So Tell me Where is the Time to Study?

History Lesson

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.


Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.


John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'

Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and

hid in a warehouse.

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland,

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

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